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Aug 09 08:45

Robin Williams – Rambling Joe Biden

Aug 06 07:39

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Jul 19 15:49

Much Needed Satire : When Walmart required customers to wear masks, they had no idea THIS would happen…

Last week, Walmart announced that all its customers must wear masks. They mistakenly forgot to define the term “mask,” so Walmart shoppers came up with their own answers to that conundrum... And they are beyond hilarious...

Jul 16 10:51

Gender Equality .(Picture)

Jul 04 05:10

Why Lockdowns Should Last Longer

Jul 01 17:14

How Social Distancing Rules Are Created - AwakenWithJP

Perhaps this is how social distancing rules are created. Social distancing guidelines are always created by the most intelligent individuals with the most amount of common sense.

For Dustin! ;P

Jun 15 13:40

Peshwa Warrior Trump

Jun 04 13:32

A FEW MUST-SEE VIDEOS FOR AMERICANS — ESPECIALLY "WHITE" AMERICANS

This title was originally "Out of the ashes, a Pheonix."

It only took us days of protesting, eventually involving all 5o states and several other countries, but all four officers involved in the death of George Floyd have finally been charged.

There seems to be reason for hope, despite the added pain and in some cases loss of life that that caused.

If you see only one, see this one:

But you should see more than one if you can. I have curated a selection, not comprehensive by any means, here.

Because maybe we are getting somewhere after all.

Jun 03 19:11

'Why We Need Change': White Guy 'Reads Book And Tans' in Middle of BLM Protest

A lefty protester on Twitter expressed outrage over a white man filmed allegedly reading a book and tanning in the middle of a Black Lives Matter protest in New York City on Tuesday (though there's more to the story).

May 31 18:27

VIDEO: "Reopen?! $@#^!!!" -- An Original Coronavirus Pastiche (With Lyrics)

May I proudly present, A Faustian Original.

Coronavirus USA, June 2020:
An adaptation of Nina Simone's 1964 civil rights song,
"Mississippi G*dd*mn."

lyrics by johanna Faust (@femalefaust)
music arranged and performed by Alex Jerousek (@schwa_iska)

BE SAFE.

May 28 07:51

Sanford and son clip: "TAKE OFF THAT STUPID MASK! Ridiculous."

Isn't this exactly what we've all been feeling lately?

May 27 06:58

Candid Camera Classic: Germ Masks Anyone?

The customers' reactions to waitresses wearing face masks pre-covid are hilarious.

May 22 18:17

I Wear My Face Mask in the Car

May 07 17:17

COVID Race to the Finish

May 06 01:34

Tanzania’s president is blaming the sharp rise of coronavirus cases on faulty testing kits

Magufuli, who holds a doctorate in chemistry, said the testers had randomly obtained several non-human samples on animals and fruits which included a sheep, a goat and a pawpaw and the results came out positive. The samples were given human names and ages and were submitted to the country’s National Referral Laboratory to test for coronavirus without the lab technicians knowing the true identity of the samples.

May 05 21:07

Woman's extreme effort to have world's biggest lips: Andrea Ivanova gets 20 fillers

A woman has had her 20th lip injection in an extreme bid to have the world's biggest lips.

Andrea Ivanova, 22, from Sofia in Bulgaria underwent her most recent surgery on April 28, having hyaluronic acid injected into her lips for the 20th time.

She's more than quadrupled the size of her lips, but the woman, who unveiled the results online, said while she "loves" the look she still thinks she could go bigger.

"I love [my lips]," Ivanova said. "I am not sure if they are the biggest lips in the world but they are one of the biggest, I think."

*Can you say 'mental illness?'I knew you could!)

Apr 28 15:09

[Pic] Latest Covid victims

Apr 24 05:26

Have you counted them?(Picture)

Apr 22 13:01

Patient Zero identified.

Apr 16 16:11

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after committing suicide

Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New York City.

Apr 16 16:09

F-35 tests positive for Coronavirus

EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, California — As the saga of seemingly never-ending problems plaguing the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Program continues, things took took an unexpected turn this past week, as the unhealthy aircraft has tested positive for coronavirus.

Apr 16 16:07

Skydiving Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

LAKE ELSINORE, CA—Local man Brett Garfield was tragically killed in a skydiving accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Garfield wasn't tested for coronavirus, but he exhibited many of the symptoms, such as suffering and dying, so he was immediately added to the rapidly growing coronavirus death statistics.

Apr 16 16:05

New York City adds all 9/11 victims to COVID-19 death count

New York City has made a devastating revision to its already massive coronavirus death toll.

On Tuesday, the city’s health department released a revised COVID-19 death count that included who died in the 9/11 terrorist attack. That added an additional 2,996 people, bumping the city’s total count well over 2 million coronavirus fatalities.

Apr 12 21:14

Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold

Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses, afraid to catch a bad cold.

Apr 10 07:39

Zoom Jokes (37 Pics)

Apr 07 21:17

Snopes Recommends Shutting Down Internet To Prevent Spread Of Satire

U.S.—In a statement issued by Snopes' editorial board, the fact-checking website recommended that the entire internet be shut down so as to prevent the spread of potentially dangerous jokes.

Apr 07 18:38

Young, healthy Florida man has died from COVID-19 after dying in a car accident

Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida health officials reported that a 32-year-old Daytona resident, Carl Junior, with no preexisting conditions has died from coronavirus after dying in a car accident.

Apr 06 11:59

Deepfake? : Hillary Clinton is Hannibal Lecter (VIDEO)

What would Hillary Clinton look like imprisoned, and as psycho killer Hannibal Lecter? -- Watch as “her” eyes move and lips wrinkle in a stunningly realistic way...

Apr 06 07:44

NJ Governor "On with President Clinton" 4/4/2020 (video)

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy at a COVID-19 Press Conference on April 4 said "I was on with President Clinton this morning, talking about supply chain and just getting his advice, and just brainstorming about other ways we may be able to get at shortages that we continue to have.. "

Apr 06 00:19

Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him

And now some really silly news.

Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA hats.

Apr 05 07:43

Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.

A government official issued the order to solve our current crisis, and everyone immediately complied.

Apr 03 04:58

Hear George Carlin Routine Deemed Too Dark for Release

A never-before-released George Carlin bit, recorded the day before 9/11, found the observational comic casually joking about mass fatalities. The comedian decided to shelve the controversial material after the tragedy and held onto it until his death in 2008. Now a new Carlin LP, I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die (MPI), will feature the dark routine for the first time when it comes out digitally and on CD and LP on September 16th.

Apr 01 13:36

Rikers Inmates Punished After Guards Catch Them Trying To Make Bootleg Coronavirus Vaccine

NEW YORK—On the heels of a report that New York’s jails have an infection rate eight times higher than that of the city at large, sources confirmed Wednesday that officers on Rikers Island have punished numerous inmates for attempting to produce bootleg coronavirus vaccines.

Apr 01 01:51

SECRETS OF MSM JOURNALISM REVEALED IN AWESOME ANIMATED VIDEO WITH GREAT SOUNDTRACK

And what are the advertisers paying for? Audiences.

And so it isn't so much that the Media are selling you a product -- their output --

They're also selling Advertisers a product -- YOU..

VIDEO: THE FIVE FILTERS OF THE MASS MEDIA MACHINE

did I mention it had a rockin' soundtrack? Somewhewre between prog and orchestral metal...

Mar 30 23:56

Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind

BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.

Mar 30 23:53

New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump

New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo‘s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of ventilators to state budget deficits.

“Cuomo had been really horrible for this state, but he has shown excellent leadership during the coronavirus by blaming everything on Trump,” Bronx resident Cliff Huckstable said.

Mar 28 11:16

BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden

The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures to hide from Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

“Forget six feet,” the deadly virus said, “I don’t want to touch him with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole!”

While a recent poll showed that 97 percent of respondents are afraid of catching coronavirus, the coronavirus is in fact afraid of catching Joe Biden.

Mar 28 11:14

Toilet Paper Crisis Solved As Government Prints Trillions Of Fresh, Soft Dollar Bills

USA--As part of a sweeping initiative to help unclog the economic constipation caused by the coronavirus quarantine, the White House announced they are printing out fresh, crisp dollar bills for every US citizen.

Mar 24 11:32

Neil Diamond sings Covid-19 version of 'Sweet Caroline'

On his Youtube channel, 79-year-old Neil Diamond sings an updated version of his mega-hit 'Sweet Caroline' with new coronavirus lyrics: "hands... washing hands, reachin' out... don't touch me, I won't touch you!" 

Mar 23 07:21

How Long Will Americans Tolerate Corona-Madness?

A gentleman said this about Democrats/fake news media in an email, "...they are willing to destroy hard working people's jobs to accomplish their power play." This guy is spot on correct. This is why I regard Democrats'/fake news medias' gleeful spread of corona-madness so loathsome and evil.

Democrats and fake news media are 100% committed to destroying Trump, their greatest Nemesis. Collapsing the U.S. economy and even the loss of American lives is acceptable collateral damage in their quest for power to control every aspect of our lives. They believe corona is their highly sought-after kryptonite to kill We-the-Peoples' superman president.

Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/03/how_long_will_america...
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Mar 21 10:22

Socialism is bad mmkay (Picture)

Mar 19 07:32

This Glorified Bug Absolutely Warrants Whatever “Emergency Measures” Our Regimes Want to Impose on Us. OBEY Or you're selfish!!

Let’s try a little thought experiment. Just for fun. To pass the time while we’re indefinitely locked down inside our homes, compulsively checking the Covid-19 “active cases” and “total death” count, washing our hands every twenty minutes, and attempting not to touch our faces.

Before we do, though, I want to make it clear that I believe this Covid-19 thing is real, and is probably the deadliest threat to humanity in the history of deadly threats to humanity. According to the data I’ve been seeing, it’s only a matter of days, or hours, until nearly everyone on earth is infected and is either dying in agony and alone or suffering mild, common cold-like symptoms, or absolutely no symptoms whatsoever.

Mar 15 13:09

DESPICABLE?:?Joe Biden Promotes Trumpian Conspiracy Theory That Joe Biden Has Dementia

During a “virtual town hall” staged to avoid public gatherings amid COVID-19 fears, former vice president Joe Biden advanced a disgusting, ageist, ableist conspiracy theory about the Democratic Party’s presidential frontrunner, Joe Biden.

Throughout the appearance, Biden repeatedly spoke in a befuddled, incoherent way, severely confusing the amount of time between March and November, even beginning to walk off-camera in the middle of a babbling screed. The derisive implication of this cruel performance being, of course, that Joe Biden is not in possession of his mental faculties because he is suffering from some form of dementia.

Utterly reprehensible.

Mar 15 09:43

Sports Ban is Blessing in Disguise

"They may have taken the first step to awakening the sleeping giant - the one great mass of people they've always been able to keep in a state of clueless distraction - the American sports fan."

For those in the truth movement, this is an unprecedented opportunity. A chance to reach millions of new readers and viewers. Without sports to distract them, people are going to have to go elsewhere to be entertained.

It was the Night Before Martial Law - A Poem by Mike Stone

Let's take an old virus, say for the common cold,
And rename it in a way that's shiny and bold.
We'll bend both the rules and the law willy-nilly,
We'll call it a pandemic and scare everyone silly.......

Mar 13 21:54

Kushner Announces Doctors HATE Him After He Discovered One Weird Trick To CURE Coronavirus

WASHINGTON—In an official White House press release as the administration’s leading advisor on the viral pandemic, Jared Kushner announced Friday that doctors HATE him after he discovered one weird trick that will CURE coronavirus.

Mar 13 21:50

Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production'

BURLINGTON, VT—In a video message recorded from one of his many, many houses, Bernie Sanders has called on the workers of the world to unite and seize the means of toilet paper production.

Mar 13 21:45

CDC: Current outbreak of stupidity may be worse than the outbreak of coronavirus

The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is threatening to overtake the coronavirus outbreak as the nation’s biggest threat to public health.

The official statement:

Mar 13 21:41

The Only Way to Avoid Coronavirus: Stay Home 24/7 Watching Coronavirus News

Dissociated Press

In the wake of new studies showing that the best way to avoid coronavirus is to stay home watching coronavirus coverage, the United States government and the corporations that own it have rolled out a new plan to curtail the spread of the dread disease.

Mar 12 10:17

FLASHBACK: Russians halt search for intelligent life in Washington

A Russian research team which claimed to have detected signs of intelligent life in Washington has now discovered the life there not to be quite so intelligent after all.
A Russian spokesman, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our Moscow science correspondent —who also wishes to remain anonymous— that the Washington atmosphere has been poisoned by huge clouds of putrid hot air belching from the corporate media.

Mar 10 10:36

Prince Andrew Self-Isolates From Epstein Investigation

A SPECIAL ward has been set up in the east wing of Buckingham Palace for Prince Andrew where he will shut himself away from any further questioning about his relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, for ‘as long as it takes’.

Mar 10 10:33

Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power

Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he’s sick of the corruption in government and that he’s “pretty sure” the corruption will end if we make the corrupt government bigger and give it even more power.

Mar 10 10:31

Army Welcomes First Openly Transgender Military Working Dogs

JOINT BASE LEWIS-McCHORD, Wash. — Meet Tracker, a five-year-old, sixty-pound Belgian Malinois and a graduate of the Military Working Dog School at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. He’s also one of the Army’s first five openly transgender military police dogs, assigned to the 42nd Military Police Brigade at Joint Base Lewis-McChord.

Mar 10 08:53

Biden To Defy CDC Warning To Stop Touching Other People's Faces

Staffers have tried a number of methods to help train Biden to stop the behavior, such as spraying him in the face with water whenever he starts touching someone. Nothing has worked so far, but his staffers are hopeful.

Mar 10 05:25

WHOA!! Who made this??

Mar 05 08:41

Old Habits(Cartoon)

Mar 04 13:14

Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan'

HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

"I am the only candidate who can unite the party to defeat Reagan," he said to scattered applause. "When Super Thursday hits here in a few weeks, we can rally the 150 million Democrats here in the great country of Texas to vote for me so we can get Reagan and his crony Dick Cheney off the Iron Throne there in the Imperial Senate. Go Hoosiers!"

Mar 02 19:40

YouTube: The Real Cyberbullies | Redonkulas.com

Popp is pissed! He just got out of youtube jail for posting a suicide prevention video for vets and their families. Youtube yanked it and this veteran(Infantry,Paratrooper/Airborne Ranger/Green Beret) of 3 wars isn't happy!

Mar 02 18:04

Mormon crickets reported early this year in northern Nevada

Corona Virus and now this!

RENO, Nev. (AP) - Mormon crickets, the grasshopper-like insects that pose threats to crops and drivers. are hatching early this year in northern Nevada.

KRVN-TV reports that the Nevada Department of Agriculture has confirmed some of the earliest hatchings of Mormon crickets in years, with the first reported Feb. 22 in Winnemucca, which is 148 miles (238 kilometers) northeast of Reno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO47GB79fXA

Feb 28 09:19

Palestinian Boy Shot by Israeli Policeman Loses his Eye

An 8-year-old Palestinian boy who was shot in the face by an Israeli police officer has lost his left eye.

On February 15, Malek Issa was returning home from school when he was shot in the face with a rubber-coated steel bullet fired by an Israeli police officer.

Feb 26 22:59

Badass of the Week: Jacklyn H. Lucas

It's such a heroic testament to the will of the human spirit that more Medals of Honor and Victoria Crosses have been handed out for this single act than for any other deed in the history of combat.

Unfortunately, despite this being a universally-acknowledged feat of righteous heroic awesomeness, the fact that the entire action is over in three to five seconds combine with some horrifically tragic consequences for the hero to make grenade-hopping a pretty tough subject to write a Badass of the Week article about.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Jack Lucas of the 1st Battalion, 26th Marines.

Because Jack Lucas jumped on not one but two grenades to save his friends.

And lived.

Feb 26 12:05

Russians Declare Election Too Chaotic For Them To Successfully Interfere

MOSCOW—The Russians were excited once again for a U.S. presidential election in which they could interfere to sow division and discord, but their excitement soon turned to dismay when they found an election already too chaotic for them to follow.

“Everyone is ready to tear each other apart in the Democratic primary,” commented Aleksei Teplov, a Russian hacker. “It seems like if we tried to add any more chaos, it would just be a drop in the ocean.”

Teplov described how anytime they tried to get people to turn against each other, it was always overshadowed by a grassroots campaign to do the same thing. “And then there’s Trump,” Teplov added. “I mean, the guy is already so unpredictable. I feel like I’m trying to

Feb 25 12:32

MICHAEL BLOOMBERG BUYS ADS INSIDE HIS OWN ADS

Feb 23 00:53

FLASHBACK: Election Fraud Suspected After Vladimir Putin Wins North Carolina Congressional Race

NORTH CAROLINA—Election fraud has been suspected in North Carolina's 9th congressional district as Russian president Vladimir Putin emerged victorious in the contest Friday.

Feb 22 23:11

Experts Concerned Pale Russian Mystic Constantly At Trump’s Side May Attempt To Influence 2020 Election

WASHINGTON—Increasingly troubled about the role the self-proclaimed visionary and healer might play in the presidential race, intelligence experts expressed concerns Friday that Volokov Molchalin, the pale Russian mystic constantly at President Donald Trump’s side, may attempt to influence the 2020 election.

Feb 22 23:08

Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Of The Verses Are Wrong

U.S.—To support his presidential campaign and continue to boost his meteoric rise in popularity, Pete Buttigieg has released a new study Bible with tens of thousands of notes explaining why most of the verses are wrong, incorrect, and outdated.

The Buttigieg Study Bible mixes the very best Bible scholarship with Buttigieg's progressive stances.

Feb 22 22:52

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders listed Vladimir Putin as a ‘significant other’ on 1964 mortgage application

Rumors have been swirling recently about democratic socialist Bernie Sanders‘s connection with Russia. Now our crack team of investigative journalists have uncovered the smoking gun. Sanders listed Vladimir Putin as a ‘significant other’ on a 1964 mortgage application for his 5th home.

This proves that Bernie Sanders is a Russian asset, just like everyone that Hillary Clinton doesn’t like.

Feb 21 06:20

Hillary Clinton vs James Comey, Music Video "Email"

Feb 19 23:44

Tesla Launches Turf Driven Car For Irish Market

IN A BID to get Ireland on the right environmental track and to push against the resistance to fight climate change on a local level, electric car manufacturer Tesla has launched its first turf-powered car.

Feb 18 13:02

MUST LISTEN: Russian Pranksters Posing as Greta Thunberg Fool Bernie Sanders for 10 Glorious, Side-Splitting Minutes

One of their funniest yet. They get Bernie to agree to wear gold chains and throw money around in a rap video with girls in bikinis.

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