HUMOR AND SATIRE | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

HUMOR AND SATIRE

Oct 27 11:39

Honest Government Ad | Q

Oct 27 11:25

"Weekend at Biden's" - Movie Trailer

Oct 26 06:30

Polls Show Trump Will Lose to Biden as Bad as He Lost to Hillary

Presidential polls are showing that President Trump will lose to Joe Biden as bad as he lost to Hillary Clinton in 2016.

“It’s not looking good at all for Trump,” Pew Pew pollster Jack Ace said. “He’s down nearly 10 points. If he keeps this up, he’s going to lose to Biden just as bad as he lost to Hillary.”

Every poll in the universe had Trump losing badly to Hillary in 2016 and polls this time around are predicting a repeat of the 2016 loss.

In the race for president, Biden is currently leading Trump by about 10 percentage points in an average of national polls from FiveThirtyEight. Decision Desk HQ, an election forecasting company, predicts that Biden has an 86.7% chance of winning the election, which seems to indicate that Biden will win in roughly the same fashion that Hillary did in 2016.

Oct 24 08:22

WEEKEND AT BIDENS

Oct 24 06:23

Honest Government Ad | Q

Oct 12 13:25

Christopher Columbus Celebrated For Bringing Diversity to The Americas

Christopher Columbus is being celebrated by patriots this Columbus Day for bringing much-needed diversity and cultural enrichment to the Americas.

Oct 09 13:39

Flying Robots - Songify the News #3 - with Buy a Shotgun by Vice President Biden

Oct 08 06:22

Giant ‘TRUMP’ sign toppled by triggered California officials citing ‘safety hazard’

California officials were so triggered after someone erected a giant “TRUMP” sign on a hillside overlooking a Los Angeles freeway, that they promptly removed it from the private property within two hours of a caller reporting it.

The sign, visible on the hills near the Sepulveda Pass as Los Angeles drivers began their Tuesday commute, was first reported just before 7 a.m. by a driver who “was apparently concerned it could spark a blaze” after the state’s history of “destructive brush fires in the past few years.”

Oct 04 09:41

Honest Government Ad | Julian Assange

Sep 23 08:46

You're Fooked!

Sep 20 05:18

Britain, France, and Germany Spurn US Plan for Iran Sanctions

Trump Administration officials have been saying this for weeks, but on Friday reiterated their intentions to try to enforce a UN Security Council resolution that includes broad sanctions against Iran. Officials say they expect every nation to comply.

The glaring problem with this is that the resolution doesn’t exist, at least not as an active resolution the US wants. The P5+1 nuclear deal gave the US the authority to reimpose sanctions on Iran, but the US had withdrawn from that pact years ago. Though the Trump Administration argued that didn’t matter, the UN has virtually unanimously rejected their interpretation, and rejected the UN Security Council resolution. The US believes the resolution becomes active Sunday, but the reality is it just doesn’t exist legally.

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These actions spell desperation on the cusp of madness, and the world is not following suit; so, what is next here, an invasion of Iran?!?

Considering just how "brilliantly" the other US occupations around the world are going, you might imagine it might just be time for a "re-think" on this; but of course, Israel's Bibi Netanyahu will not allow that to happen; he wants the US waging war against Iran, so Israel will not have to.

Sep 11 15:56

Finally, Some Good News — Jimmy Carter: My son smoked pot with Willie Nelson on White House roof…

Former President Jimmy Carter admits in a new documentary that one of his sons smoked pot with Willie Nelson on the roof of the White House.

Sep 04 10:56

All In The Democratic Family

Sep 03 08:19

We Will Mock You

Sep 02 11:34

That's Why I don't trust that mail in voting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!as above

Sep 01 06:01

"Corona World" Video Game Lets You Kill the Covidiots!

Aug 28 11:59

Why I Wear My Mask | Welcome to the Masquerade

Aug 26 13:35

A Great Plan Except That…

Alternatively, you could move to the Hamptons and live with the donors to the Democrat party if you wanted to be safe.

Aug 26 00:49

Oy Vey, More Holocaust Questions!

David Cole Stein, Holocaust revisionist and film director.

Aug 11 18:36

Introducing Hydroxyclean!

Aug 09 08:45

Robin Williams – Rambling Joe Biden

Aug 06 07:39

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Jul 19 15:49

Much Needed Satire : When Walmart required customers to wear masks, they had no idea THIS would happen…

Last week, Walmart announced that all its customers must wear masks. They mistakenly forgot to define the term “mask,” so Walmart shoppers came up with their own answers to that conundrum... And they are beyond hilarious...

Jul 16 10:51

Gender Equality .(Picture)

Jul 04 05:10

Why Lockdowns Should Last Longer

Jul 01 17:14

How Social Distancing Rules Are Created - AwakenWithJP

Perhaps this is how social distancing rules are created. Social distancing guidelines are always created by the most intelligent individuals with the most amount of common sense.

For Dustin! ;P

Jun 15 13:40

Peshwa Warrior Trump

Jun 04 13:32

A FEW MUST-SEE VIDEOS FOR AMERICANS — ESPECIALLY "WHITE" AMERICANS

This title was originally "Out of the ashes, a Pheonix."

It only took us days of protesting, eventually involving all 5o states and several other countries, but all four officers involved in the death of George Floyd have finally been charged.

There seems to be reason for hope, despite the added pain and in some cases loss of life that that caused.

If you see only one, see this one:

But you should see more than one if you can. I have curated a selection, not comprehensive by any means, here.

Because maybe we are getting somewhere after all.

Jun 03 19:11

'Why We Need Change': White Guy 'Reads Book And Tans' in Middle of BLM Protest

A lefty protester on Twitter expressed outrage over a white man filmed allegedly reading a book and tanning in the middle of a Black Lives Matter protest in New York City on Tuesday (though there's more to the story).

May 31 18:27

VIDEO: "Reopen?! $@#^!!!" -- An Original Coronavirus Pastiche (With Lyrics)

May I proudly present, A Faustian Original.

Coronavirus USA, June 2020:
An adaptation of Nina Simone's 1964 civil rights song,
"Mississippi G*dd*mn."

lyrics by johanna Faust (@femalefaust)
music arranged and performed by Alex Jerousek (@schwa_iska)

BE SAFE.

May 28 07:51

Sanford and son clip: "TAKE OFF THAT STUPID MASK! Ridiculous."

Isn't this exactly what we've all been feeling lately?

May 27 06:58

Candid Camera Classic: Germ Masks Anyone?

The customers' reactions to waitresses wearing face masks pre-covid are hilarious.

May 22 18:17

I Wear My Face Mask in the Car

May 07 17:17

COVID Race to the Finish

May 06 01:34

Tanzania’s president is blaming the sharp rise of coronavirus cases on faulty testing kits

Magufuli, who holds a doctorate in chemistry, said the testers had randomly obtained several non-human samples on animals and fruits which included a sheep, a goat and a pawpaw and the results came out positive. The samples were given human names and ages and were submitted to the country’s National Referral Laboratory to test for coronavirus without the lab technicians knowing the true identity of the samples.

May 05 21:07

Woman's extreme effort to have world's biggest lips: Andrea Ivanova gets 20 fillers

A woman has had her 20th lip injection in an extreme bid to have the world's biggest lips.

Andrea Ivanova, 22, from Sofia in Bulgaria underwent her most recent surgery on April 28, having hyaluronic acid injected into her lips for the 20th time.

She's more than quadrupled the size of her lips, but the woman, who unveiled the results online, said while she "loves" the look she still thinks she could go bigger.

"I love [my lips]," Ivanova said. "I am not sure if they are the biggest lips in the world but they are one of the biggest, I think."

*Can you say 'mental illness?'I knew you could!)

Apr 28 15:09

[Pic] Latest Covid victims

Apr 24 05:26

Have you counted them?(Picture)

Apr 22 13:01

Patient Zero identified.

Apr 16 16:11

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after committing suicide

Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New York City.

Apr 16 16:09

F-35 tests positive for Coronavirus

EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, California — As the saga of seemingly never-ending problems plaguing the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Program continues, things took took an unexpected turn this past week, as the unhealthy aircraft has tested positive for coronavirus.

Apr 16 16:07

Skydiving Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

LAKE ELSINORE, CA—Local man Brett Garfield was tragically killed in a skydiving accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Garfield wasn't tested for coronavirus, but he exhibited many of the symptoms, such as suffering and dying, so he was immediately added to the rapidly growing coronavirus death statistics.

Apr 16 16:05

New York City adds all 9/11 victims to COVID-19 death count

New York City has made a devastating revision to its already massive coronavirus death toll.

On Tuesday, the city’s health department released a revised COVID-19 death count that included who died in the 9/11 terrorist attack. That added an additional 2,996 people, bumping the city’s total count well over 2 million coronavirus fatalities.

Apr 12 21:14

Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold

Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses, afraid to catch a bad cold.

Apr 10 07:39

Zoom Jokes (37 Pics)

Apr 07 21:17

Snopes Recommends Shutting Down Internet To Prevent Spread Of Satire

U.S.—In a statement issued by Snopes' editorial board, the fact-checking website recommended that the entire internet be shut down so as to prevent the spread of potentially dangerous jokes.

Apr 07 18:38

Young, healthy Florida man has died from COVID-19 after dying in a car accident

Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida health officials reported that a 32-year-old Daytona resident, Carl Junior, with no preexisting conditions has died from coronavirus after dying in a car accident.

Apr 06 11:59

Deepfake? : Hillary Clinton is Hannibal Lecter (VIDEO)

What would Hillary Clinton look like imprisoned, and as psycho killer Hannibal Lecter? -- Watch as “her” eyes move and lips wrinkle in a stunningly realistic way...

Apr 06 07:44

NJ Governor "On with President Clinton" 4/4/2020 (video)

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy at a COVID-19 Press Conference on April 4 said "I was on with President Clinton this morning, talking about supply chain and just getting his advice, and just brainstorming about other ways we may be able to get at shortages that we continue to have.. "

Apr 06 00:19

Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him

And now some really silly news.

Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA hats.

Apr 05 07:43

Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.

A government official issued the order to solve our current crisis, and everyone immediately complied.

Apr 03 04:58

Hear George Carlin Routine Deemed Too Dark for Release

A never-before-released George Carlin bit, recorded the day before 9/11, found the observational comic casually joking about mass fatalities. The comedian decided to shelve the controversial material after the tragedy and held onto it until his death in 2008. Now a new Carlin LP, I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die (MPI), will feature the dark routine for the first time when it comes out digitally and on CD and LP on September 16th.

Apr 01 13:36

Rikers Inmates Punished After Guards Catch Them Trying To Make Bootleg Coronavirus Vaccine

NEW YORK—On the heels of a report that New York’s jails have an infection rate eight times higher than that of the city at large, sources confirmed Wednesday that officers on Rikers Island have punished numerous inmates for attempting to produce bootleg coronavirus vaccines.

Apr 01 01:51

SECRETS OF MSM JOURNALISM REVEALED IN AWESOME ANIMATED VIDEO WITH GREAT SOUNDTRACK

And what are the advertisers paying for? Audiences.

And so it isn't so much that the Media are selling you a product -- their output --

They're also selling Advertisers a product -- YOU..

VIDEO: THE FIVE FILTERS OF THE MASS MEDIA MACHINE

did I mention it had a rockin' soundtrack? Somewhewre between prog and orchestral metal...

Mar 30 23:56

Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind

BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.

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