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Jun 25 13:32

BURGER KING BREXIT

Jun 21 08:44

So God Made a Banker

Jun 16 09:41

Better quality imagery of the actual Oman Gulf tanker attack

Jun 16 06:50

POMPEO UNVEILS NEW US STRATEGY OF ATTRIBUTING BLAME FOR ATTACKS BEFORE THEY HAVE HAPPENED

SOURCE: THE BLOG MIRE

Allergy Warning: May contain traces of Nuts & Boltons

The US Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, has blamed Iran for the deaths of 23 Swedish sailors in an attack on an oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz. However, in what is said to be an unusual move, the incident referred to by Mr Pompeo hasn’t yet happened and no-one has died. Nonetheless, Mr Pompeo was adamant that Iran must bear responsibility for the future incident, and has vowed a strong response:

“It is the assessment of the US Government that Iran will be responsible for this terrible incident, which could well happen in the next few days or weeks. This possible future attack is a threat to international peace and security, a blatant assault on the freedom of navigation, and an unacceptable escalation of tension by Iran. We cannot let this possible attack go unanswered.”

Webmaster's Commentary: 

For whoever, or whatever collaboration created this, I have only 3 words: BRAVO, WELL DONE!!:-)

One does have to wonder, however, of perhaps our Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, has read the book "Minority Report" one too many times, and doesn't quite understand why the actual ending ... is not quite to his liking :-)

May 29 18:27

NZ Budget 2019: The face of today's Budget has given up on New Zealand and moved to Australia

The woman on the cover of the Government's Wellbeing Budget says she had to give up New Zealand because she couldn't afford to live here - and moved to Australia.

Vicky Freeman said she got the shock of her life when a friend messaged her two days ago saying there was "a guy" holding her photo on the news.

"A friend just messaged me and said 'you're all over the news'. And I was like 'what, what have I done, I'm not even there'.

"And she's like I'm sure it's you and Ruby-Jean and I'm like 'I don't think so, I've never done an ad for the Budget'.

"Then she sent me the photo of the guy holding the magazine and I was just like 'oh my God, yep, that's me and Ruby-Jean."

That guy was Finance Minister Grant Robertson, posing with copies of the Budget as they came off the printing press.

May 27 12:45

REPLACING BLONDE JOKES THANKS TO AOC

May 27 02:41

'Hate speech' row erupts after Rotorua councillor Tania Tapsell compared to the Pied Piper

Rotorua Lakes Council is under fire for making a police complaint of hate speech after mayoral candidate Reynold Macpherson compared councillor Tania Tapsell to the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Tapsell has described Macpherson's comments as "hate speech" and although it was the council that lodged the complaint she said she supported the decision.

The row is over a post Macpherson made on his organisation's Facebook page, Rotorua District Residents and Ratepayers, on May 14.

Macpherson shared a Local Focus video of Tapsell, published on rotoruadailypost.co.nz, in which she talks about her role on the council, referencing the environment, housing and youth running for council.

Macpherson posted the words, "Beware the charismatic pitch of the Pied Piper" with a link to the video. He also references the Pied Piper story of the rat catcher hired "to lure away the vermin that had overrun the village" before commenting on her as a councillor and her comments on the video.

May 25 07:43

MERCK CREATED HIT LIST TO “DESTROY,” “NEUTRALIZE” OR “DISCREDIT” DISSENTING DOCTORS

Merck made a “hit list” of doctors who criticized Vioxx, according to testimony in a Vioxx class action case in Australia. The list, emailed between Merck employees, contained doctors’ names with the labels “neutralise,” “neutralised” or “discredit” next to them.

May 23 09:44

Could be a good NATO ad, "Be all you can be...."

May 15 10:52

In Brazen Act Of Aggression, Iran Deploys Its Country Right Next To Our Aircraft Carrier

In what's being called a dangerous act of aggression, the country of Iran has deployed its country right next to the USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group, which was just minding its own business in the Persian Gulf.

"It is clear that Iran wants war," said National Security Advisor John Bolton. "Our carrier strike group was just off on a pleasure cruise on the other side of the world, and Iran insisted on placing its country right next to it."

May 02 12:42

From The Memory Hole: The Ambiguous Nuclear Plant Supervisor

"You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor." ~ Ed Asner

(This video was scrubbed from social media after Fukushima. So far, direct-to-Twitter is more forgiving.)

Apr 23 11:30

TRUMP vs HILLARY (Rap News 36 - Special Edition!)

Hello world. RAP NEWS is back for a special episode on the 2016 USA Election mayhem, feat. Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump + a touch of Jill Stein & Gary Johnson. This one's dedicated to all the Rap News fans out there!

I'm delighted to bring this amazing series back to life for this historic event! I look forward to seeing how this episode is received. I know it won't be the same without Robert Foster, but hope you'll find the same spirit and juice alive and well. If you like this new episode, and leave lots of loving comments for the awesome new team who joined me to make this possible (nudge-nudge!), we might just come together again and bring you more Rap News videos in the future.

Apr 22 12:19

Honest Government Ad | Julian Assange

Apr 22 11:22

THE DAY COLLUSION DIED - Parody of American Pie | Don Caron

Apr 11 12:17

The 2016 election summed up in 8 seconds…

Afternoon meme comedy break - This is pretty funny...

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Apr 09 13:34

Ocasio-Cortez Suddenly Shifts To Speaking Like Jar Jar Binks While Addressing Crowd Of Gungans

NABOO—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come under fire after giving a speech to a crowd of Gungan supporters on the planet of Naboo. Critics claim Ocasio-Cortez clearly shifted her speaking style to try to emulate the Gungans’ speech patterns, changing her speech to sound exactly like that of Jar Jar Binks.

“Meesa Ocasio-Cortez. Meesa gonna seize the means of production big-big,” she said as the Gungan crowd cheered. “Meesa your humble servant who’s in charge.”

“Yousa all gonna do whatever I say now, okeeday?” she added.

Apr 05 23:15

George Carlin - American Bullshit

Apr 05 03:19

Man turns DoC hut into brewery, DoC doesn't mind

Imagine tramping in the bush for a while only to find a cosy hut to have a rest. You open the door of the hut and inside ... a brewery. Have you had dreams like that?

For Lorraine Freeman, this was a reality. The tramper told Stuff she was tramping in the Tararuas when she got to Roaring Stag Hut, only to find a "nice young American guy" brewing beer inside it, using water from the river nearby.

The man was reportedly using a big pot to brew a large amount of beer and had some friends joining him later to drink it.

Freeman was surprised to find out DoC had no issue with the man brewing beer at the hut.

*Love this guy!*

Apr 03 06:36

Q: White Hat insiders exposing + arresting .01% rogue state criminals, OR Black Hats lowering the bar of corporate media ‘reporting’ + public gun confiscations + total censorship of ‘unofficial’ speech for their endgame?

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

Two premises:
1. We the People are massively and continuously dominated by a .01% “wanna-be empire class” with ongoing lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression, Crimes Against Humanity killing hundreds of millions with intentional and preventable poverty, and looting tens of trillions (and here).
2. I’ve speculated whether Q is true or PsyOp. Either way, .01% arrests OR the following escalating tyranny is crucially important for our attention:
~lowering the bar of corporate media “reporting,”
~ongoing false flags for public gun confiscations,
~censorship of “crazy conspiracy theories” disagreeing with “official and credible sources,”
~US illegal rogue state empire (as usual) including with Trump dictating Venezuela’s democracy overthrown (and likely also “overthrowing” their electrical power), supporting Israel’s illegal War of Aggression on Gaza, war-mongering on Iran since Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.), etc., etc.,

Apr 03 03:37

Reuters Confirms That Bolton Torpedoed the Hanoi Summit

(*and if the Fact as Alleged is True! , then Biden could theoretically be the real reason , may~be , that Trump lifted sanctions on NKorea! )

(*THERE IT IS THEN!
It's Official: Biden Forced Trump's Hand!)

Apr 02 11:46

Trumpian Comedy Break…

Some pretty awesome work here...

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Mar 31 08:50

Mueller's Gang Tried To Take Down Our Superman

Mar 27 15:31

I was offended - steve hughes

Mar 24 13:17

INTERNET DATING | Redonkulas.com

Profanity and Butts!

Popp lays down all his tips for how NOT to go about dating on the internet. Since just about everyone does this nowadays, listen closely and try not to get too offended. This one is brutal.

Mar 22 22:34

Flashback Humor!

Center for Strategic & International Studies names Elizabeth Holmes to Board of Trustees

Mar 19 15:43

Top US General Denies Plans to Leave 1,000 Troops in Syria

US Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Joe Dunford issued a statement Monday denying weekend media reports that the US plans to leave around 1,000 troops in Syria, saying the reports are “factually incorrect.”

Dunford presented the current planned “residual force” as 200, saying that this hadn’t changed since February. The US announced 200 would stay on February 21, but on February 22 officially increased that number to 400.

It’s not clear from Dunford’s statement where the “incorrect” aspect of the new report, which came out of a Wall Street Journal, exists. That report suggested that the 1,000 figure was not yet finalized, but was being discussed. Dunford’s comments didn’t include any details on what is actually being discussed, but just that nothing was finalized.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I think the multiple troop numbers being given, are simply a way of creating confusion about how many US troops the US does have in Syria.

Mar 16 19:32

Responding to Feminist Slogans | Redonkulas.com

Nudity and Profanity!
Terrence Popp
Published on Mar 15, 2019
People actually used their thinking meat to come up with this shit.

Mar 14 21:45

Scott Adams Teaches You a New Dance Move Called: The Beto

Republicans had 2 objectives regarding President’s EO
1. Get the wall funded
2. Avoid setting the precedent of new Presidential powers
Their solution…if that’s what happened, is brilliant

Comments at: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1106305250200174592

Mar 11 11:08

Minnesota Judge Issues Injunction Against Old Man Winter, Banning Any More Snow

A Minnesota judge has not only complained about the weather—he decided to do something about it.

In a March 7 order, Judge Kevin Burke issued an injunction barring any more snow this winter in specified areas of Minnesota—especially in Hennepin County where he presides. Above the Law, WCCO and the Star Tribune have coverage. Burke identified the plaintiffs as the citizens of Minnesota, represented by the law firm of “Sue, Grabit, and Run.

The defendants were listed as “Minnesota Meteorologists, Old Man Winter and Mr. Snow.”

Mar 09 10:20

My Daughter's New Agenda 21 Eco-Friendly Bedroom

Mar 06 23:45

ANGRY WHITE MEN | Redonkulas.com

Popp performs a surgical beatdown on one of the dumbest and most factually inaccurate videos to ever grace the internet: Pop Culture Pirate's racist rant on angry white men.

Mar 04 11:00

Introduction to MGTOW

I'm getting a number of people asking me to do an introduction video to MGTOW so here it is. I'm going to highlight twenty five of the most important topics as well as videos I've produced in the past to highlight what Men Going Their Own Way means and why we are doing it. The first thing to remember is that a man that has taken a metaphorical red pill is a man that has learned the ugly truth about female nature. Women are made out to be harmless, beautiful creatures but the truth is many women today will rip out your heart and testicles through your wallet and move onto their next victim.

Mar 04 10:30

Why All the Good Men Left | Redonkulas.com

This fellow has helped me get through a divorce. Terrence is a former Green Beret among other things and funnier than a barrel full monkeys!
If you don't like swearing don't watch it! This Man is a genius!
He also has some good war stories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxGzjIoFf8Q

Feb 28 13:35

Planet Earth: The Swamp

Feb 27 07:59

If Every Debate About US Interventionism Was About Godzilla Instead

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This is good!

Feb 26 09:28

You Know You’re An Anti-Semite If …

Feb 26 09:27

Are You An Anti-Semite?Do You Know Someone Who Is?

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness." -Mark Twain

Jimmy Carter has traveled a lot in the Middle East. He brokered a peace deal between Israel and Egypt long ago. I hadn't known Jimmy Carter hated Jews and Arabs---Semitic people--until some Jewish people informed me he did. Seems the former president wrote a book about the causes of friction in the so-called Holy Land. As anyone could have told Carter, the causes of friction go back several thousand years and can be traced to one key issue.

Anti-Semitism.

The Jews hate the Arabs (who are Semites) as much as the Arabs hate the Jews (who are Semites). Yet they trace their lineage back to a common ancestor.

Feb 21 07:15

‘GUN!’: Three injured in panic after actor with ‘Hamilton’ prop pistol is mistaken for active shooter (8 Pics)

Broadway musical “Hamilton,” which was performed at the White House for President Barack Obama and won every award given out that year, including a Nobel Peace Prize and the Stanley Cup, caused quite a stir in San Francisco when someone mistook a “gunshot” on stage for the real thing.

Feb 19 10:33

Humor : Red cap mishap

Feb 19 10:12

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt

More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.

“We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.

To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”

That’s the entirety of the “cause,” though the slew of comments tacked onto the end by people giving their reasons for signing fleshed that out, as names were being added every three to four minutes on Monday.

Feb 18 23:01

How Leftism Destroyed Marriage

Some rough language,but funny! Some T&A also.Close your eyes. Skip the damn ad.

Badd Popp responds to an article by a male fembot who wants to blame men for becoming "less marriageable." Reality tells a different story.

Terrence Popp: Green Beret, Airborne Ranger, paratrooper, infantry soldier; former professional fighter; college graduate; author, poet, warrior, comedian. Worked in the following professions: soldier, fighter, financial planner, investment banking, mortgage banker, real-estate agent, retail. Has received the following awards: two times, Purple Hearts; two times, Combat Infantry Badges; Airborne wings with Combat Jump star; Expert Infantryman Badge; Green Beret; Ranger Beret; FFKA North American Champion Belt, 1998.

Feb 18 08:38

Political Humor:REPUBLICAN LOGIC

Political Humor:REPUBLICAN LOGIC

Feb 18 08:34

Political Humor : COMEDY IS THE REAL EMERGENCY

Political Humor : COMEDY IS THE REAL EMERGENCY

Feb 18 08:15

Honest Government Ad | A message for People Smugglers (MedEvac Bill)

Feb 12 16:47

SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME! Reebok Russia stirs controversy with ‘face-sitting’ slogan in feminist ad campaign

“Sit not on the needle of men’s approval – sit on men’s face.” (Monty Python should be proud) The provocative slogan could have come straight from a Femen protest but it was actually featured in an advert by sportswear company Reebok in Russia.

Feb 11 09:49

Where Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg???

Feb 09 11:57

Pussy John Bolton and His Codpiece Mustache: Examining the Freak Show

American government has become a collection of sordid and dangerous clowns. It was not always thus. Until Bush II, those governing were never lunatics. Eisenhower, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Obama, Clinton had their defects, were sometimes corrupt, and could be disagreed with on many grounds. They weren’t crazy. Today’s administration would seem unwholesome in a New York bus station at three in the morning. They are not normal American politicians.

In particular they seem to be pushing for war with Iran, China, Russia, and Venezuela. And–this is important–their behavior is not a matter of liberals catfighting with conservatives. All former presidents carefully avoided war with the Soviet Union, which carefully avoided war with America.

Feb 06 09:30

Iron Age Chariot Burial Site Found – Complete with Horse and Rider - The Epic History

In the second time in two years, an Iron Age chariot has been found buried in a Yorkshire community. The discovery was made in the town of Pocklington, England, at a construction site where more than 200 homes are being built.

As of early October 2018, archaeologists are working to fully excavate the find. Media reports say that not only a chariot but also horse and human remains were discovered.

Simon Usher, managing director at Persimmon Homes Yorkshire, said: “We can confirm that a significant archaeological discovery, featuring an Iron Age horse-drawn chariot, has been made at our development, The Mile in Pocklington. Careful excavation is ongoing by our archaeologists and a thorough investigation is in the process to date and detail the find.”

Feb 01 15:56

Public Enemy #1

The way Mueller had the FBI show up at Roger Stone’s home to arrest him was more like what you would see at a major drug bust. CNN was tipped off for full visual fake-news effect.

Feb 01 12:41

Funny Hillary Song - Hillary Clinton Song 2016 - Hillary Clinton Flu - FUNNY HILLARY VIDEO!

Jan 30 12:09

Can't Touch Me The Hillary Song

Jan 29 09:51

Truth is for adults and real men Max Igan & Vinny Eastwood with Eric Spitfire - Vinny Eastwood


ARCHIVE: http://www.thevinnyeastwoodshow.com/s...

As real men disappear into history, a technological slave grid with 5G, surveillance and literal mind control has come into being, necessitating their return!
To balance the meek gentleman and brutal warrior within us all, is the key to freeing humankind from those who lie and kill for personal gain.

Jan 26 12:50

Fuck the Jews - Doug Stanhope

Jan 24 13:40

MEME - "That Smile" #NPC @nytimes @washingtonpost

RE Maga teens/ media

Jan 22 06:57

SALMON ANDY TRIGGERS 3 MALE SJW INTO KISSING

SALMON ANDY cringe - satire

PDX protest

Jan 21 09:09

What's in Your Wallet?

satire

Jan 18 16:21

Raytheon Robotics Division Unviels Worker Replacing Robot (Satire)

Marklar's Ghost posted a blog post

Jan 18 12:10

Toxic Masculinity; Man-Splained. - Politically Correct

comment: The next gillete commercial will be bearded men in skinny jeans shaving their beards asking if their toxic masculinity makes their butt look fat!

Jan 18 10:35

muh free speech!

Using free speech to argue against free speech

Jan 18 09:33

'Gollum-May' Sings Brexit-Inspired Bohemian Rhapsody Song, Conquers Social Media

The parody features "May" narrating her Brexit-related woes and pokes at other political figures like David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jeremy Corbyn.

English actor and Lord of the Rings trilogy star Andy Serkis has delivered another jab at Brexit’s chief architect, UK Prime Minister Theresa May, via a hilarious video he recently uploaded on social media.

The skit, titled "Latest Leak From 10 Downing St…", once again features Serkis adopting the "Gollum-May" persona he came up with in his previous vid, singing a parody of Queen’s hit Bohemian Rhapsody.

"Was that the right deal? Or was that just fantasy? Are we stuck in the Union? No article fif-a-ty?" he sings in the voice of the Lord of the Rings character.

Jan 17 10:19

"It's Ma'am"

Jan 16 15:24

Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.

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