Scientific formula finds the world's funniest flatulence is 'long, loud and ever so slightly wet' | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

Scientific formula finds the world's funniest flatulence is 'long, loud and ever so slightly wet'

The Flatulence Report, for The Beano, has worked out a mathematical formula to find what sort of breaking wind was the most comical.

Academics tested for 176 different noises ranging from low to high pitch, short to long, dry to wet and from loud to squeaking.

Components in the formula included intensity, length, social embarrassment, the number of children present and the age and gender of whoever hears it.

The funniest fart came out on top in a public vote with a mean score of 8.27 out of 10 - also being described as 'unfortunate' and 'potentially messy'.

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