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“What is the funniest loophole you’ve ever seen?” (Picture)

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Same thing here. Competing who can play a piano piece faster...

George

...when my turn came, I just sat on the keyboard. "Check if all notes are there."

The maths is simple: the faster you play, the smaller the time between the notes becomes. At 3 million bpm it rounds to zero; the composition is a chord. One could hold all the keys down by one's arms, but no one said it's mandatory to use the arms. Anyway, the prof didn't like it.

Then there was the "Clock Of The Long Now" project: what clock will work for the longest time. I suggested a sundial. That didn't win any friends either.

Then there was the Haiti military intervention (a.k.a. invasion) during Clinton. During the preparatory media blitz, I wrote an email to the Prez, "Why invade? It's cheaper to just buy it." No cigar...

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