North Korea announced on Wednesday that they were "expelling" US soldier Travis King for "illegally intruding" into their country in what may be the lowest stakes negotiation in American history.
Additionally, it turns out King was jailed for assaulting two people in South Korea and was scheduled to be brought back to the US for "disciplinary proceedings" before he crossed into North Korea to claim asylum from "racism."
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